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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44234) - you deserved it (6000)

On 08/13/2009 at 1:23am - love - by MexyBoy (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow, FYL.
She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner.
Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:07am by lucky0514

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Tell her she owes you the money.

#4 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:09am by XOfiestypixie

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