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Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69025) - you deserved it (5038)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:25am - love - by isaacBENNETT (man) - United States (Virginia)

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