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Today, I was talking to my mom lamenting the fact that none of my few relationships seem to last longer than 2 months. She asked why and I said, "because I'm paranoid, obsessive compulsive, judgmental, defensive, and stubborn." Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (44523)

On 07/25/2009 at 7:13am - love - by lonely (man) - United States (Washington)

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Well, if you posted that here looking for some encouragement - all I can say is your Mom knows you better than I do so I'm going to have to go with her assessment.

"Put on your big girl panties", stop whining, and start addressing your problems!

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:35pm by skullbuster

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If you know your flaws, why do you let them ruin your relationships?

#3 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:43pm by Vile

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