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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10204) - you deserved it (56587)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:45am - love - by DramaQueen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

#4 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:15am by lyndis

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You deserve it. badly.

#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:17am by meltingwalls

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