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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55316) - you deserved it (2903)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by diamondsareforever (man) - United States (Washington)

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Your life is awful. I'm really sorry, that is terrible. Well, I guess your girlfriend now knows you were going to propose... I hope she still said yes!

#5 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:45pm by tick_tock

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I honestly don't know anything about the logistics involved here, but if this really happened, I'm sorry. FYL for sure.

#52 - On 07/19/2009 at 1:28am by englishmuffin

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