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Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45542) - you deserved it (5602)

On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Typical, using religion as an excuse for dirty work.

#4 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:07pm by farmgirl

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That's a Really Lame Excuse From Him =(

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:03pm by OmgItsAnaBeatriz

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