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Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

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so he went to the market without his wallet?

#2 - On 07/15/2009 at 8:07am by waspbr

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hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 7:43am by sonnyv

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