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Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17431) - you deserved it (3529)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

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Reminds me of this verse:
"So I meet a girl I know is right
She's got it all she's just my type
So I take it slow, and I show I'm real
And I treat her right, show how I feel
Next thing you know I'm so in love
And it's only her that I'm thinking of
But I was such a fool I can see today
Should have known from the start that the girl was gay "

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:49pm by orangeson

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wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together

#8 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:30am by emoose

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