Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

by hopeless / 07/07/2009 at 9:12pm / United States / Love

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  • Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

    #5 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:05am by sam_stalker

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  • be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

    #30 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:14am by mjsmclaren

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