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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42241) - you deserved it (2797)

On 07/07/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by hopeless (man) - United States

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Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

#5 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:05am by sam_stalker

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Lol I always ask for my condoms back, there's no way in hell that I'm financing the sex life of a stupid ex.

#45 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:56am by ElMundio87

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