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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46306) - you deserved it (3947)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by BrokenHearted (man) - United States (Georgia)

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That should make you the better person then =]

#6 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:49pm by Destinyx

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She couldn't wait a week? What a skank.

#14 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:08pm by Insert_Wit_Here

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