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Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9870) - you deserved it (82207)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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