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Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61199) - you deserved it (12807)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Not all christians are like that. Just an FYI for those people who tend to generalize.

#8 - On 03/14/2009 at 6:03pm by Kiebland

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what an asshole!
he should be able to accept you for who are!
you were dating for 6 months.
youd think he wouldve saw through the athiest thing.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 5:56pm by CAITx4OH1xCORE

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