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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43454) - you deserved it (4357)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

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