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TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND OF 2 MONTS FOUND OUT SE WAS 4 MONTS PREGNANT WIT ER EX'S BABY. SE TOLD ME I COULD LEAVE ER AND SE WOULDN'T BLAME ME... BUT I DECIDD TO STAY WIT ER. SE TOLD ME SE LOVD ME AND TEN DUMPD ME CUZ SE NEEDD TO BE WIT ER BABY'S DADDY. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52844) - you deserved it (6150)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

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Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours!

Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:38am by riku3220

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ouch...

#1 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am by LittleMiss1

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