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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

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Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours!

Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:38am by riku3220

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ouch...

#1 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am by LittleMiss1

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