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Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks (10015) - you deserved it (46325)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:35am - love - by Aerostar (man) - United States (Indiana)

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