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Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13495) - you deserved it (63105)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:35am - love - by Aerostar (man) - United States (Indiana)

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I remember moderating it
and I almost clicked NO because I think YDI

#1 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:04am by Sawadee

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Wasn't there another FML similar to this?
You're divorced, you don't have to sound smug about it.

#2 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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