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Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58410) - you deserved it (2568)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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He obviously didn't do a good job. :/

#1 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:05am by OmniFML

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why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable

#14 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:51am by atruegem

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