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Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard "you may now kiss the bride" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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At least he's romantic...I guess

#3 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:03pm by Sodam_INsane

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Oh god... my future husband plans on doing this at our wedding. I'm glad we're practicing, LOL!

#13 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:11pm by Katzilla_dances

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