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Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 2:12am - love - by seablue (woman) - United States (Florida)

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most guys dont like poems specially love poems you should have just told him how you felt its not that hard

#13 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:19am by ZiggyMorrison

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It's cool that you had the guts to gave him a poem you wrote yourself, but you really shouldn't write about how vulnerable someone makes you feel. And they're a little overdone, making them even more corny. Not everyone appreciates poetry though.

#1 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:03am by redbluegreen

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