Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

by CaptainSosuke / 01/26/2009 at 8:54pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • You're a fucking idiot.

    #6 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:15am by karelmart12

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  • I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.

    #10 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:33pm by Humanoid

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