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Today, I volunteered for a school play. During rehearsal, I was playing the part of an average housewife. The teacher asked for a volunteer to be my husband. Thirty seconds go by and no one raises their hand. The teacher ended up playing the part because no else wanted to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16092) - you deserved it (2038)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:33am - love - by xXitslolaXX - United States (California)

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Everyone above me is just horrible. If it's any consolation, the same thing probably would have happened to me. Guys just have no balls.

#5 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:22am by nom_nom_nom

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That sucks. #3 fails and the others are stupid. Stop being so shallow ffs.

That happened to me a few times but it was gym class and it was for social dance -_- and yeah, I'll admit I was the shy, quiet and kinda geeky kid.. but I didn't give a damn and neither should you. Those guys who didn't volunteer obviously don't deserve your time so I'd just try forget about it and move on, you're better than them.

#7 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:26am by purple5

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