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Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70831) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am - love - by ThanksMom (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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