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Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75174) - you deserved it (2657)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am - love - by ThanksMom (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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So, don't stop there, what did you say?

#3 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:09pm by The_Great_Zucchi

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You're mom's a bitch, but who cares? Let her leave, your happiness comes first in this situation. I hope you said yes.

#8 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:10pm by genius_man16

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