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Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51027) - you deserved it (4707)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

#8 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:06pm by anglcdvl89

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does hi mean something weird in chinese?

#2 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:04pm by wutupbruh

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