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Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (40084)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

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[quote]I'm a fucking idiot.[/quote] Nope, you're just an idiot.

#11 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:24pm by christopherlove

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#6 thanks for saying everything on my mind. If a girl invites you to her dorm room at 3am, it's usually a good idea to go directly there.

#3 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:34pm by MCart

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