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Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. Randomly, she confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I throw up on her shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (36050) - you deserved it (14547)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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