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Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37708) - you deserved it (15236)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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Tell her it was love vomit.

#1 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:07am by stfuminjakid

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Hopefully she's a South Park fan.

#11 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:48am by ManganeseDream

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