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Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33722) - you deserved it (3406)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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The beauty of marriage

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 7:52am by Archay

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Your husband does not appreciate you. Downvote me or whatever, but if he gives you quarters and tells you to buy something pretty means he doesn't really give a crap. Hope you have a better day OP.

#6 - On 02/15/2013 at 7:54am by NippsSlipps

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