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Today, the girl I dumped three years ago because she wouldn't take my band seriously is now a successful and rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile, I'm still unemployed, living with my parents, and can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (73851)

On 12/19/2012 at 10:26am - love - by rightinthekarma (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Perfect material to write a song! You will be as famous as Taylor Swift.

#2 - On 12/19/2012 at 1:12pm by NoorFML

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Lol that's what you get for dumping her for a dumbass reason dude. YDI

#4 - On 12/19/2012 at 1:13pm by PowerRussia

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