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Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

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What a cruel joke to play on someone. I hate it when people play on other people's phobias, just to get a laugh out of it.

#2 - On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm by kyleekay

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Sounds like you and your boyfriend have a web of problems you gotta figure out

#4 - On 12/11/2012 at 6:04pm by verkaderk

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