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Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by skinnybitch (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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What a cruel joke to play on someone. I hate it when people play on other people's phobias, just to get a laugh out of it.

#2 - On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm by kyleekay

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What an ass..

#1 - On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm by KendallxO

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