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Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

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On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??

#3 - On 12/05/2012 at 9:59am by LNK112

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Dodged a bullet there bro!

#4 - On 12/05/2012 at 9:59am by CallmeRyuzaki

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