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Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15637) - you deserved it (2603)

On 11/09/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Not the best question, but probably not the real reason.

#1 - On 11/10/2012 at 12:12am by FatBuoy

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Ouch. The power of suggestion.

#2 - On 11/10/2012 at 12:13am by jaylaufers

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