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Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (2214)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:42am - love - by cowgirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

#7 - On 11/06/2012 at 10:19am by saIty

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Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

#1 - On 11/06/2012 at 10:15am by HowAreYouToday

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