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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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On 10/26/2012 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

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Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.

#1 - On 10/26/2012 at 11:07pm by Drigr

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Well damn. How long is your tongue?

#11 - On 10/26/2012 at 11:20pm by Kallian

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