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Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15372) - you deserved it (2988)

On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

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How do guys like this get girlfriends in the first place? :/

#1 - On 10/17/2012 at 6:04am by lVluse

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Ahaha. My boyfriend plays(I used to, don't anymore), but he would never do something like this. Gaming is fine and all, but you gotta have your priorities.

#4 - On 10/17/2012 at 6:09am by Larentiah

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