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Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (2287)

On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)

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She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!

#1 - On 10/04/2012 at 5:36am by tne201992

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You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.

#2 - On 10/04/2012 at 5:36am by MrHotShot22

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