Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (3490)
On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats.…
feelsterrible also deserved itToday, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his…
She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.
#3 - On 10/01/2012 at 12:55pm by RealTalk0
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+485 | 7
So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?
#1 - On 10/01/2012 at 12:54pm by Volcan
+392 | 20
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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