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Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23134) - you deserved it (1532)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

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Ah well, don't worry about it too much. They'll both become addicted to various games until their relationship falls apart from neglect. Now you know what kind of character he has, and can find someone who is really good for you.

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 2:55am by SApprentice

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You're better off then.

#2 - On 09/28/2012 at 2:56am by randomthing

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