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Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12958) - you deserved it (17709)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!

#2 - On 06/24/2012 at 6:14am by danielwilliams57

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Do the dew!!!

#1 - On 06/24/2012 at 6:13am by willyd1991

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