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Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014