Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 2:26am / United States / Love
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Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
#5 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:08am by VoteForTaco
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Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
#2 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:04am by ICastillo
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