By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17

Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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airforce987 20

I'm pretty sure he would need to be drunk too for that to happen...

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iiTsAJ 5

Just hope your girlfriend isn't a drunk.

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pinkcrayola 0

That's not necessarily true..just because someone's parents have problems doesn't make the child the same as them. That's so close minded.

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Sparks808 10

This seems more like a FHL (the girlfriend). Poor girl is the one that has to deal with it everyday. At least OP gets to go home.

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cheaptrix 6

Unless the apple is adopted, but then again, who adopts an apple without the intention of eating it?

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kiran_fml 5

Winner? Whiner? Weiner??????

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nofearjenshere 12

I like the last choice the best. ;D

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kooochris1995 14

I like like wieners too! We're talking bout hotdogs right?

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SkoomaKi 27

35 - Your comment made me think my FML app had ****** up. Don't scare me like that!

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

2- your comment, was definitely not a winner

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WildInTheStreets 5

Drinking wine, while complaining: winer

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ladyLALAA 28

I wish I was an Oscar Myer's (sp?) wiener...

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DodieC 9

I had a similar conversation with my ex's mother, later discovered it ran in the family. Always good fun meeting the parents

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Redoxx_fml 22

I swear to drunk I'm not God

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perdix 29

At least the dad is an effective drunk, he gets the alcohol into his bloodstream with laser-beam efficiency. So, is your girlfriend a sloppy drunk, like her mom, or a hard-core lush like her dad? It must be tough dating someone who is a product of a mixed marriage.

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j_cat187 19

Her dad shoots alcohol like heroine.

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THExistentialist 13

like the female protagonist got shot down in some movie? o.o HEROIN.

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stevenJB 25

Sigh. I hate alcohol so much...

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KriiFahMoro 9

I hate it when people wear long sleeve shirts, just to keep the sleeves rolled up. JUST WEAR A T-SHIRT DAMMIT!

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SkoomaKi 27

68 - You know what really pulls my pubes? People who bitch and moan! (Hypocritical I know)

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jetaimehannah 6

I agree #7. It's sad to see people u love so much fall into an addiction like that.

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DocBastard 38

She spilled 5 glasses of wine? That's just careless, AND a waste of perfectly good wine.

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perdix 29

I was puzzling over that, too. Did she spill 5, or did she polish off 4 successfully and knock over the fifth? With the volume that this family consumes (including the waste from spillage), I wouldn't be sure that the wine they consume is "perfectly good." For economic reasons, they could be reduced to cheap rotgut, vanilla extract and mouthwash to keep the DT's at bay.

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nofearjenshere 12

Doc, perdix, and Baustigt all in one thread? Awesome! Noor, where are you??

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j_cat187 19

Wine, how the classy get wasted. Strange, this woman doesn't seem very classy.

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ClosetTroll 10

29 - "For when the wine is in, the wit is out."

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tomtato 10

still better than your girl calling your dad a babe. nonetheless, fyl.

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aleclikestacos 8

Oh the irony...

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