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Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

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dude, she's your wife... she doesn't give two shots about how many pushups you can do... esp with a bad shoulder. next time either try phenomenal sex or just do the Damn dishes

#5 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:52pm by aquaeyedsiren

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#2 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:49pm by unicornsglitter

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