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Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8529) - you deserved it (29144)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

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dude, she's your wife... she doesn't give two shots about how many pushups you can do... esp with a bad shoulder. next time either try phenomenal sex or just do the Damn dishes

#5 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:52pm by aquaeyedsiren

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To all you kids asking or wondering why men need to impress their wives, it's the same reason they still put on makeup when we go out - just because you're in a committed relationship doesn't mean you get to give up and become a slob. That's called being "complacent", and it's a great way to poison a marriage.

#12 - On 02/20/2012 at 8:04pm by DocBastard

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