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Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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you overreact... badly...

#1 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:04pm by purplestuff

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Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

#8 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:07pm by rukusrazor

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