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Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11877) - you deserved it (84657)

On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

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