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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (3408)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Does she?

#1 - On 01/29/2012 at 7:28pm by cmanaus

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Well, she had to find out eventually...

#3 - On 01/29/2012 at 7:29pm by SHANK_a_F00

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