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Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58027) - you deserved it (2795)

On 05/12/2009 at 11:22am - love - by badboyfriend101 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:03pm by pancakelover

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maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.

#4 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:06pm by gsfgf

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