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Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56577) - you deserved it (2319)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

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Well, atleast you made kids happy :)

#1 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:13pm by SunnyUserName123

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FYL :/
he could have picked a better time... in the weekend or something...
but hey, at least you are the cinderella, without her prince...
but it will pass sooner or later, just don't lose your job for something like that :)

#2 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:13pm by Keevarou

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