By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 194
You deserved it 51 044

Same thing different taste

Comments

markrs 0

Did it smell like his face too?

blackheart24 10

Well it is No-Shave November... That can't be pretty. Maybe your ex boyfriend rubs armpit on his stubble to remind him of you?

n_epic_fail 14

No shave November says nothing about waxing or creams... OP, join eHarmony.

I didnt even know that was possible...

OP, I think you have something deeply wrong with you...

Wicked361 8

This was actually the sweetest fml I've ever read lol. I bet he'd think it's cute

Ew. This is disgusting. AND it's no-shave-November, it mustn't of been nice. Ew.

Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!

n_epic_fail 14

Have you seen some gymnast now adays? It's hard to think of a body part they CAN'T touch with their heads/faces...

LexiMariee16 0

If she could touch her head to her ******, then she doesn't need a boyfriend. ;)

42, I can touch my head to the back of my thighs... 49, I can put the back of my knees to the back of my head....

2ndSucks 15
Muslimgal92 0

Wowowowowow fo real 74 you can do all that? Amazing!! *clap* *clap*.

74- With a head that big, I'd be surprised if you couldn't.

nikki_kay_13 3

If she's flexible enough she could

74, he said that you couldn't touch the back of your head to your face. Not the back of your knees, you got lost somewhere in the thread.

Oh well, at least years of stretching pays off....somewhat...

pandabacon243 0

I can touch my wiener head to the back of my thighs...

is that unusual? if so, i guess that's why my wife gets mad but still wants to screw.

ur2nvthis85 3

74 what you want a cookie? Maybe a gold star?

CookieMonstr19 0

Please Explain What The Rest Of Those ololols Mean..

Please explain why every word is capitalized? That looks much more unnecessary and out of the way than typing some extra ol's. But that's just my opinion.

Mister_Triangle 21

Please explain the space between the final word and the period

Agreed 99#, wtf is that "hello ." space between word and punctuation crap?

I can't possibly think of a way to respond to this fml...

SirObvious 1

-99/please/explain/why/there/is/not/a/period/.

Wow thats a...original way of saying your ex-boyfriends face stinks.

luvliidee21 5

that means it's way past time to move on!

4everblackjack 10

Someone's lonely & desperate...

shinychic_96 7
hilary56 0

I was thinking the same thing, like a licking the elbow type situation.

GrammarTrolls 0

You are missing a question mark.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

45- last time I checked it said face not tongue..

Just like a is "a part" of apart. Wait....

Your tongue is not part of your face, just like your throat and your brains aren't. Even looked up a definition for you: "The surface of the front of the head from the top of the forehead to the base of the chin and from ear to ear." So unless your tongue is attached somewhere on the front surface of your head, it's not part of the face :)

And technically 54 said its not of your face when she said, apart rather than a part. Guess your grammar knows better.

bossroyd 4

If your that flexible you shouldn't have much trouble finding a guy

tsim_fml 0

"... would you even think to do that?"

Strafeh 9

My apologies... You **** face?