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Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30413) - you deserved it (4036)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

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how long did it take you to tell her?!

#2 - On 11/12/2011 at 9:59am by brianod

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If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

#4 - On 11/12/2011 at 10:02am by RuCheezBurger

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