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Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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You could've gone to Tim Hortons. ( :

#5 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:25am by Paigeth

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Needless to say, blind dates aren't really the most convenient way to get off.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:09am by Zic

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