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Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55233) - you deserved it (2935)

On 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by oprahahaha (woman) - United States (New York)

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