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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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What a drama queen.

#1 - On 08/31/2011 at 10:08am by sailor1522

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Thats cold!

#3 - On 08/31/2011 at 10:12am by vashthestampede

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