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Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21800) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:26pm - love - by shampoogirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Tell him to get off his ass and do the laundry himself! Psh.

#5 - On 08/26/2011 at 5:12pm by Laurenlou

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mines Sunday

#1 - On 08/26/2011 at 5:08pm by FunnyGuy5051

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