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Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (2579)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

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at least you guys are together now, right?

#1 - On 07/13/2011 at 3:06am by FightingTheStorm

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so u upgraded from stalker to girlfriend... good work!

#7 - On 07/13/2011 at 3:11am by KiaMaster

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