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Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8094) - you deserved it (30104) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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I think it's time to do some dishes.
Plain and simple.

#2 - On 06/17/2011 at 11:16pm by xXSweetNightmare

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Just wash the dishes, problem solved.

#4 - On 06/17/2011 at 11:17pm by kickass2014

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